You Are The Missing Limb.

So far, over the last month or so, this sore throat / lost voice / swollen glands / shitty feeling has been variously diagnosed as the flu, a throat infection and now laryngitis. I've spent a lot of time on a variety of drugs that have achieved next to nothing. I've watched a lot of TV on DVD, sat on the couch, drank a lot of orange juice. It's getting to be a little bit frustrating, not to mention putting a considerable dent in my ambitions. What I'd like most of all is to be accurately assessed, prescribed a course of treatment and then cured. Anyone?