I went out for a roll the other day. The weather was nice and I didn't have anything else to do. In light of the Shane Warne controversy I decided to stay off the roads, instead heading north on the Craigieburn bike path, with the intention of turning around after an hour or so.
And this was all hunky dory, and I wasn't feeling too bad, until I nearly ran over a two metre long brown snake, which I have just discovered is the second most venomous land snake in the whole damn world.
After that, I decided to stick to the road for a while.
Rest in peace, Etta. Sorry you occasionally had to play with incredibly dorky jazz nerds.